Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop Arrested in Wisconsin

Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop

Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop. Photo: Dane County Sheriff’s Office

Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop, a 30-year-old Wisconsin man, was arrested on multiple drug and firearm charges on Thursday afternoon in Madison.

Zopittybop-Bop-Bop was born Jeffrey Drew Wilschke, according to court records obtained by Madison’s Capital Times, but legally changed his name to Beezow Doo-Doo Zoopittybop-Bop-Bop in October.

I can’t help but wonder if Bill Cosby was the inspiration behind that name, but his Facebook profile says only that he enjoys eating, standing, walking and thinking, and that he belongs to the Orthodox Church Of Jerry Garcia Fans.

Zopittybop-Bop-Bop was arrested after neighbors complained of ‘excessive drinking and drug use‘ around Reynolds Park, the Madison police report says.

He’s been charged with carrying a concealed weapon, possession of drug paraphernalia, possession of marijuana and a probation violation.

Zippity Zoppit QWOP Boop Bop, folks!